A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.
My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.
how hard did she throw that
-Is different okay? -Different is great.
The progression of video games in a few decades.
I THOUGHT THE LAST ONE SAID PATH OF COCKS
it would be accurate either way
this wins Halloween
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
what is this and how do i achieve it
i have the sex appeal of a walrus.
i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.
where is all that brain power going.
i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world
you know too much.
this is the perfect example of you trying to fire shots and me clapping back